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| < Choosing your own dead during a zombie outbreak |
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Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:44 am
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Location: Cerquita del helicóptero
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| Peter wrote: |
There are many ways:
1-. Bitten by your own family or by the fucking skater little girl ("it's amazing") next door in the very first minutes of the film.
2-. Driven over by an ambulance or another car.
3-. Murdered by a motorcycle raider.
4-. Devoured by a mug of little children with party hats on the road at the irish countryside.
5-. Ripped by a zombi cow. 
6-. Wating to be turned into a zombie quite and lonely...
7-. Wating to be turned into a zombie quite with your best friend aiming you to the head with a shotgun.
8-. "The last bullet... That's for me, zeds."
9-. Shooted in the head by the stupids members of the National Guard in the last minute of the film whan you are so close to scape alive.
10-. Calling the lift. 
Please, we need more and more ways of dead... |
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Peter: Just rest, man. Save your strength.
Roger: I don't want to be walkin' around... like THAT!... Peter... PETER?
Peter: I'm here, man!
Roger: Don't do it until you are sure I *am* coming back!
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Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:45 am
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Special Forces
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| l0b0 wrote: |
11.- Eaten by Zombies while you are shouting: "Is that the best you can do, you pansies?"
12.- Your pretty wife is the only woman alive in the group.
13.- With fifteen bullets and fifty zombies: "Ok, run away, dudes. I'll stop'em here"
14.- You said: "we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.", the remote control doesn't work and you are the "volunteer" to push the button.
15.- Before you kill them all with your sword, you slip, sliding away on a puddle of blood, falling down and breaking your neck. |
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Peter: Just rest, man. Save your strength.
Roger: I don't want to be walkin' around... like THAT!... Peter... PETER?
Peter: I'm here, man!
Roger: Don't do it until you are sure I *am* coming back!
http://lunaresenlosbolsillos.blogspot.com
http://whiskyroom.co.uk
http://zombi.blogia.com |
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