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Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:09 am
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Captain
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Location: Fiddler´s Green
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Hola compañeros de búnker!!
Siguiendo con la temática de los preparativos para un AZ, les comparto este pequeño manual cuyo contenido detalla los pasos para elaborar un mecanismo de alerta autónomo (no necesita estar conectado a la corriente eléctrica de tu casa), que pasa virtualmente desapercibido y que sirve para detectar a tiempo tanto a intrusos saqueadores como a no-muertos que logren pasar nuestras últimas defensas. Los artículos con los cuales se compone este dispositivo son de fácil obtención y ensamblaje (totalmente Macgyverezca), y ya armado puede instalarse con extremada rapidez.
El manual en sí lo diseñé hace ya varios años, cuando mi hermano y yo buscábamos un sistema de defensa/alerta para nuestras salidas a campamentos y excursiones. Como no pude encontrar el archivo en el cual lo diseñé, tuve a bien guardar una copia impresa, de la cual les hago llegar estos escaneados y unas fotos del modelo terminado para que vean el resultado final.
Bien, pues el aparato en sí que sirve de alarma es una "alarma personal" marca Radioshack, cuyas dimensiones son ideales para este dispositivo. Una de las características importantes de este aparatito es que lanza un estridente chillido de algo así como 120 decibeles y se activa por medio de una espoleta. Aquí les muestro el trebejo:
Precisamente el sistema de activación fue lo que me llamó la atención, pues a partir de éste fue que se ideó la manera de crear una carcasa para el aparato, tomandose como modelo el principio de las minas antipersonales Claymore (idea salida de una peli, para variar, je!). Teniendo ya el aparato y la idea general, nos dispusimos a crear la base para este cacharro al mero estilo Macgyver. A continuación la serie de instrucciones:
Estas imágenes son ya del producto terminado.
Nota: Cualquier crítica, mejora o sugerencia al diseño es bienvenida.
Espero que las instrucciones estén lo suficientemente claras, de lo contrario este hilo será para despejar las dudas.
Bien, pues es todo por el momento, manos a la obra y seguimos al servicio de la comunidad.
ATENTAMENTE
Big Daddy
Director General
Fiftyfive to One . Anti-Zombie Consulting Group _________________ It ain´t over ´til it´s OVER! |
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Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:24 am
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Special Forces
Joined: 20 Nov 2006
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Location: Cerquita del helicóptero
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¡Oh! Me quedaría perfecto en mi nuevo búnker.
Gracias, Big Daddy, usted siempre velando por la seguridad de nuestro perímetro defensivo. ¿Qué haríamos sin su sabiduría?
Trataré de preparar una alarma de estas, que en la soledad nocturna del búnker escucho ruidos a veces pelín alarmantes... _________________ Peter: Just rest, man. Save your strength.
Roger: I don't want to be walkin' around... like THAT!... Peter... PETER?
Peter: I'm here, man!
Roger: Don't do it until you are sure I *am* coming back!
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Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:39 pm
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Joined: 24 May 2007
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Location: Fiddler´s Green
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Peter wrote: |
¡Oh! Me quedaría perfecto en mi nuevo búnker.
Gracias, Big Daddy, usted siempre velando por la seguridad de nuestro perímetro defensivo. ¿Qué haríamos sin su sabiduría?
Trataré de preparar una alarma de estas, que en la soledad nocturna del búnker escucho ruidos a veces pelín alarmantes... |
Qué Tal Pete?!
jeje, pues me agrada que lo utilices para la seguridad periférica de tu búnker. Si encuentras nuevas formas de hacerlo funcionar, me gustaría leer al respecto.
Ah! eso si, No se te vaya a ocurrir activarla por medio de la puerta de tu habitación, ya que no quiero que sufras un paro cardiaco al despertarte abruptamente a media madrugada por un chillido de 120 decibeles en tu oreja, jejeje.
Como nota adicional, si ven un impedimento el clavar las estacas al suelo (si es de piedra, cemento, madera,etc.) pueden intentar atornillando el dispositivo en marcos de puertas, paredes o muebles pesados que estén en el paso del perímetro a monitorear.
Gracias Pete y seguimos en contacto!!! _________________ It ain´t over ´til it´s OVER! |
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Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:38 pm
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Helicopter Pilot
Joined: 20 Nov 2006
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Location: Jerusalems Lot
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An alarm system would probably kill the elderly in the early hours though but geriatric zombies should be easy to take out!
We had an earthquake here last night, the bed started shaking and I though WWIII had started, was I ready, NO, I went back to sleep - I failed at the first hurdle of preparedness! _________________ http://zombi-blogia.blogspot.co.uk/
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:34 am
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Father Merrin wrote: |
An alarm system would probably kill the elderly in the early hours though but geriatric zombies should be easy to take out!
We had an earthquake here last night, the bed started shaking and I though WWIII had started, was I ready, NO, I went back to sleep - I failed at the first hurdle of preparedness! |
WOW! Earthquakes in the UK????? is that normal??
Don´t worry if you think you failed, that´s the "normal procedure" in the movies, remember Snyder´s "Dawn..."? rude awakenings rules!!!!
jejeje
Take care Father, nice to see you posting! _________________ It ain´t over ´til it´s OVER! |
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:36 am
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Helicopter Pilot
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Apparently something like 30 earthquakes or more per year but mainly never felt and one every 30 years or so as bad as this one.
Sorry not posted for a long time but working at garden centre, preparing for new arrival in July and interview for horticulture course on Friday which should make me a viable asset in the bunker _________________ http://zombi-blogia.blogspot.co.uk/
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:54 pm
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Father Merrin wrote: |
Apparently something like 30 earthquakes or more per year but mainly never felt and one every 30 years or so as bad as this one.
Sorry not posted for a long time but working at garden centre, preparing for new arrival in July and interview for horticulture course on Friday which should make me a viable asset in the bunker |
I think that´s the meaning of "BUSY" after all... jejeje.
Well, now you mentioned, i´m also preparing for another kind of earthquake, my girlfriend is pregnant, and October it´s the probable month for the arrival. JEJEJE well, i think we´ll be so busy at home to notice the riots, the perimetral alarm and the thousand zombies at our very doorstep jejeje.
... and by the way, you already are a viable asset Merrin, please, don´t be so modest... _________________ It ain´t over ´til it´s OVER! |
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:22 pm
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Helicopter Pilot
Joined: 20 Nov 2006
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Location: Jerusalems Lot
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:34 am
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Location: Cerquita del helicóptero
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You both always make me laugh while reading your posts!!!
I'm so happy for you all, friends! This are very good news. You are great people, seriously, and that kind of people always end up bringing this world even greater people, your children...
And Father... The Church? What's the opinion of the Hull bishop about this?
_________________ Peter: Just rest, man. Save your strength.
Roger: I don't want to be walkin' around... like THAT!... Peter... PETER?
Peter: I'm here, man!
Roger: Don't do it until you are sure I *am* coming back!
http://lunaresenlosbolsillos.blogspot.com
http://whiskyroom.co.uk
http://zombi.blogia.com |
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:23 pm
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Joined: 24 May 2007
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Father Merrin wrote: |
Your very kind Congratulations to you both. We had the second scan today and we are having another girl which is great, can pass the clothes down and can put them in one room |
Thanks Father!
..and, Lucky you! clothes and room space is set and resolved. I have to wait a little longer to know if it´s gonna be blue or pink. My parents says that even twins are expected, that´s from my family´s background ooooohhh myyyyyy goooooooddd!!!!
heeeeeeeeeelpppp!!!
_________________ It ain´t over ´til it´s OVER! |
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:47 pm
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Peter wrote: |
You both always make me laugh while reading your posts!!!
I'm so happy for you all, friends! This are very good news. You are great people, seriously, and that kind of people always end up bringing this world even greater people, your children...
And Father... The Church? What's the opinion of the Hull bishop about this?
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Thank you very much friend, i have no words to reply such a fine comment.
I appreciate, and thank you. _________________ It ain´t over ´til it´s OVER! |
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Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:46 pm
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Helicopter Pilot
Joined: 20 Nov 2006
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Big Daddy wrote: |
Father Merrin wrote: |
Your very kind Congratulations to you both. We had the second scan today and we are having another girl which is great, can pass the clothes down and can put them in one room |
Thanks Father!
..and, Lucky you! clothes and room space is set and resolved. I have to wait a little longer to know if it´s gonna be blue or pink. My parents says that even twins are expected, that´s from my family´s background ooooohhh myyyyyy goooooood!!!!
heeeeeeeeeelp!!!
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Twins follow the wife's side so you should be alright as my mum was a twin and yet neither her or a her twin sister had any!! He says 50/50 with certainty!! When is your due date? _________________ http://zombi-blogia.blogspot.co.uk/
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Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:48 pm
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Helicopter Pilot
Joined: 20 Nov 2006
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Peter wrote: |
You both always make me laugh while reading your posts!!!
I'm so happy for you all, friends! This are very good news. You are great people, seriously, and that kind of people always end up bringing this world even greater people, your children...
And Father... The Church? What's the opinion of the Hull bishop about this?
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Thank you very much your words are much appreciated. The bishop of Hull will be seeking assurance that no numbers are marked upon the child's body and that no celestial virgins were involved?! _________________ http://zombi-blogia.blogspot.co.uk/
www.whiskyroom.co.uk |
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Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:17 pm
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Joined: 24 May 2007
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Father Merrin wrote: |
Big Daddy wrote: |
Father Merrin wrote: |
Your very kind Congratulations to you both. We had the second scan today and we are having another girl which is great, can pass the clothes down and can put them in one room |
Thanks Father!
..and, Lucky you! clothes and room space is set and resolved. I have to wait a little longer to know if it´s gonna be blue or pink. My parents says that even twins are expected, that´s from my family´s background ooooohhh myyyyyy goooooood!!!!
heeeeeeeeeelp!!!
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Twins follow the wife's side so you should be alright as my mum was a twin and yet neither her or a her twin sister had any!! He says 50/50 with certainty!! When is your due date? |
Wow!, that´s a relief! jejeje
This friday we´ll be looking at the screen saying hello to my baby, so we´ll find out if your diagnose is accurate Father jeje .
According to doc, due date jeje! is late October. _________________ It ain´t over ´til it´s OVER! |
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Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:34 pm
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Helicopter Pilot
Joined: 20 Nov 2006
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Big Daddy wrote: |
Wow!, that´s a relief! jejeje
This friday we´ll be looking at the screen saying hello to my baby, so we´ll find out if your diagnose is accurate Father jeje .
According to doc, due date jeje! is late October. |
Good luck for Friday, hope all is fine. Is October a warm or a cold month where you are? Caz the wife will be carrying a lot of weight through our summer but good tome to have a baby as don't have to bother with lots of clothes afterwards. We're quite eco conscious so still use the old terry nappies but one thing we'll do different this time is to get biodegradable one for night time as the first baby woke every 10 minutes when she was born for a change for hardly anything!!! Now this is zombie forum conversation for you Bit of gossip, Empire on line given a real good verdict for Georges Zombie Diaries but Day of the Dead gone straight to DVD and apparently is a pile of pants. _________________ http://zombi-blogia.blogspot.co.uk/
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